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| − | + | A chicken and horse are walking across a feild together when the horse falls into a deep hole. | |
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| − | + | " don't worry " says the chicken , and runs of and comes back with the farmers sports car , he ties a rope around the bumper and throws the other end down to the horse , " hold on to this and i will pull you out". | |
| − | + | the chicken jumps in the car and drives foward pulling the horse out of the hole . | |
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| + | next day the two of them are walking across another feild when the chicken falls into a deep hole , " bugger" says the chicken , "go and get the farmers sports car again " | ||
| − | + | the horse looks down and says "don't worry chicken , grab hold of this" | |
| − | + | and lowers his penis down the hole , the chicken grabs hold and the horse steps back pulling the chicken out of the hole. | |
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| + | The moral of this story is you don't need a sports car to pull chicks if you have got a big cock. | ||
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| + | _________________ | ||
| + | I live in your head, I can be found in your dreams. Rest peacefully, I will guard over you. <a href=http://accounts.e3wle.info/account-ach-merchant.html>account ach merchant</a> | ||
Revision as of 13:03, 26 February 2007
A chicken and horse are walking across a feild together when the horse falls into a deep hole.
" help help" shouts the horse
" don't worry " says the chicken , and runs of and comes back with the farmers sports car , he ties a rope around the bumper and throws the other end down to the horse , " hold on to this and i will pull you out".
the chicken jumps in the car and drives foward pulling the horse out of the hole .
next day the two of them are walking across another feild when the chicken falls into a deep hole , " bugger" says the chicken , "go and get the farmers sports car again "
the horse looks down and says "don't worry chicken , grab hold of this" and lowers his penis down the hole , the chicken grabs hold and the horse steps back pulling the chicken out of the hole.
The moral of this story is you don't need a sports car to pull chicks if you have got a big cock.
_________________ I live in your head, I can be found in your dreams. Rest peacefully, I will guard over you. <a href=http://accounts.e3wle.info/account-ach-merchant.html>account ach merchant</a>
