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A man and his secretary are having an affair, so one afternoon they get a motel room and have strenuous sex. He's not used to the pace, so he falls asleep afterwards and doesn't wake up until about 8:30 that night, at which time he realizes it's late and that he has to get home.  
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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
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He says to his secretary, "Quick! While I get dressed, you take my shoes outside and drag them around through the grass and mud." Puzzled, the secretary complies. When the man gets home about 9:30 his wife confronts him and asks him where he's been. The man says, "I cannot lie to you. I spent the better part of the day doing my secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came right home." The woman looks down at his shoes and says, "You lying bastard, you've been out playing golf again!"  
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squirming around,scratching his crotch and not paying attention.  
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She went back to find out what was going on.
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He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had
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just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
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The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.  
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He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.He did it
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and returned to his class.  
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Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.  
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The teacher went back to investigate only to find the  
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little boy sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.  
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I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed.  
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I did," he said "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon,  
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she'd come and pick me up from school."  
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
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Revision as of 10:22, 20 February 2007

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around,scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. The teacher went back to investigate only to find the little boy sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed. I did," he said "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."


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