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(One beautiful December)
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A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."  
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One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were
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sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,  
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"Hey, mamacita, let's play Weeweechu."  
 
   
 
   
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"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Rosita.
 
   
 
   
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"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and it's
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"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon."
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"Please, corazoncito, just once, play Weeweechu with me."
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Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll play Weeweechu."
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Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
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"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, "Weeweechu
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a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
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NOW GET THOSE DIRTY MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!
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Revision as of 21:17, 19 February 2007

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's play Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Rosita.

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please, corazoncito, just once, play Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll play Weeweechu." Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

NOW GET THOSE DIRTY MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER! Happy Holidays


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