Difference between revisions of "Keyboard Shortcuts"

From TV-Browser Wiki
Jump to: navigation, search
(If My Body Were A Car)
(Litlle Johnny 1)
Line 1: Line 1:
−
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
+
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
 +
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
 +
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
 +
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
 +
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
 +
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"
 
   
 
   
−
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
 
−
trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches
 
−
in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not
 
−
the worst of it.
 
 
   
 
   
−
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things
 
−
up close.
 
 
   
 
   
−
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
+
<a href=http://ultram.h3tlh.info/sale-ultram.html>sale ultram</a>  
−
skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
+
<a href=http://soma.e3wle.info/cheap-soma.html>cheap soma</a>
−
 
−
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
 
−
 
−
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
 
−
 
−
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
 
−
 
−
But here's the worst of it --
 
−
 
−
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter..........either my radiator
 
−
leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
−
 
−
 
−
 
−
@@@@@@@@
 
−
<a href=http://cheapsoma.h3tlh.info/soma-drug.html>soma drug</a>  
 
−
<a href=http://tramadol.d3ald.info/order-tramadol.html>order tramadol</a>
 
−
<a href=http://viagra.h3tlh.info/generic-viagra-on-line.html>generic viagra on line</a>
 

Revision as of 08:09, 22 February 2007

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"


<a href=http://ultram.h3tlh.info/sale-ultram.html>sale ultram</a> <a href=http://soma.e3wle.info/cheap-soma.html>cheap soma</a>

Retrieved from "https://enwiki.tvbrowser.org/index.php?title=Keyboard_Shortcuts&oldid=2445"