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A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows your thinking." Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end." "Dirty little boy," said the teacher "No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered.
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A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a  
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sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.
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"I saw an air show. And it was very fascinating."  
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"Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.  
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"I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."  
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"Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'"  
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Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.
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"Teacher, teacher! I got one!"  
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"Go ahead, Billy."  
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"My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate."  
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
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Revision as of 13:52, 21 February 2007

A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row. "I saw an air show. And it was very fascinating." "Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left. "I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating." "Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him. "Teacher, teacher! I got one!" "Go ahead, Billy." "My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate."


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