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Hi everyone,  
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You've been programming too long when:
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I am a guy 33 years old, and I have just completed my studies. I am married and I am really in love with my woman. I work a lot each and every day, and then, when she come in our house from school (she is still in college) she makes for me amazing dishes that gives pleasure to my body and soul. When it's not enough, she cuddle me and say romantic words, that she is proud of what I do and so on.  
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She is always by my side, and when I talk she always listen, even when I am full of bullshits about my jobs and I go on blattering about <a href=http://www.getwebmaster.info/sitemap3.html>google adsense</a>. But she is just too extra ordinary to stop me. She make me feel blessed, and I wanna that she feel special too. Tonight surprise, I am gonna take her out for dinner in one of the best places in town: she had an exam today and I wanna celebrate 2 things, our love and her successfull exam. Please wish me a good evening.
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- When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
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I'll see you
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Jim
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- When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
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- When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.  
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- When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.
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- When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"
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- When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
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- When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.  
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- When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
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- When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.  
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Revision as of 09:10, 24 February 2007

You've been programming too long when:

- When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

- When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

- When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

- When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

- When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

- When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

- When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

- When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.

- When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.


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