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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving"
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Son ask's Dad the difference between theoretically and realistically.  
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Dad said that's hard but i have an idea !.  
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Ask mum if she would sleep with the the milkman for £1million quid.
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Mum said YES.  
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Da said ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman for £2million quid.  
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Sister said YES.  
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Well there son that's your answer , theoretically we're sitting on £3million quid, but
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realistically we're just living with 2 Fuckin slag's
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
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Revision as of 08:31, 26 February 2007

Son ask's Dad the difference between theoretically and realistically. Dad said that's hard but i have an idea !. Ask mum if she would sleep with the the milkman for £1million quid. Mum said YES. Da said ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coalman for £2million quid. Sister said YES. Well there son that's your answer , theoretically we're sitting on £3million quid, but realistically we're just living with 2 Fuckin slag's


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