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- When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.
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- When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"
 
 
- When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
 
 
- When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.
 
 
- When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
 
 
- When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
 
 
 
 
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Revision as of 11:26, 24 February 2007

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